Judge: Pati ko kyon mara?
Patni: Mujhe bedroom me le gaye, Mere aur khud ke kapde khole, mere boobs masle, tange kholi, choot chaati, aur apna Soya lund dikha ker bole “april fool”.

4 kuttey eak kutiya ki chudai ker rahe the, paas eak aunty khadi thi, rone ladgi.

Bachche ne poochha: Kya hua aunty?

Aunty: Kuchh nahi beta, college ke din yaad aa gaye.